Just do it. No matter how hung over you are, read the instructions on the bleach container. Read the tags on your clothes to find out what temperature to wash your clothes in. If you dont know how to read the symbols on your tags, avoid calling your mommy and check out this Industry Canada guide.
Dont use too much soap. Many consumers dont look for the fill line when measuring soap, and end up putting too much in. Not only does this waste money, but it makes it harder for the washing machine to rinse off all the soap.
Your clothes can come out with soap residue on them, which is hard on your skin. If you have dry skin or are prone to eczema, this is especially damaging. Dont leave wet clothes sitting in your washing machine unless youre commencing a science experiment on mold. Save money and help the environment by air-drying as many items as possible. Baring midriff is so 90s and thats a little short of qualifying for vintage just yet. After heating up your iron, remove wrinkles by slowly moving the iron around your piece of clothing.
You dont want a waffle shirt unless youre going to some sort of theme party where a waffle shirt would be cool. You can even burn a hole in your shirt, or worse set off the residence fire alarm during finals, and have everyone hate you.
Wear your clothes in the appropriate settings. For example, dont wear anything overly expensive to a kegger. Someones bound to either puke on you, spill their drink on you, or rip your shirt off. Despite what Marge Simpson might suggest, dont warm your socks and underwear up in the microwave on a cold winter morning. The cross-contamination potential is high, and youd be surprised by how little time it takes to turn a soft sock into a crispy cast Trust me Ive tried.
Joseph Communications uses cookies for personalization, to customize its online advertisements, and for other purposes. For all the amazing terms that you should incorporate into your daily life, there's a few that are kind of rude and a little sexist. Take "grenade," for example: The cast, both male and female, used this term to describe unattractive women in the club. This definitely wouldn't fly in , and it seems like the cast realized this, too — in Jersey Shore , "grenade" was thrown around right and left, but in Jersey Shore Family Vacation , the roommates don't say it as much.
That being said, the majority of the Jersey Shore dictionary is pretty harmless. These people just want to party, right? And naturally, their vocab will take your next night out to another level. Get ready to kick down doors all over the club, because these Jersey Shore terms will make your daily life so much better.
This one is just plain iconic. Once they sobered up after a night out, the men would complete their G. If you want to look F. I'll get to that , you've got to be religious about G. In Seaside Heights, it's all about the acronyms. As Pauly D reminded his roommates, you can't put on your going out shirt until you're practically halfway into the cab, so until then, you have to wear "the shirt before the shirt. Let's all agree to wear different outfits while get ready and then change right before the Uber comes.
OK, now it's "T-shirt time. I'm not sure if guidos in Jersey actually say "smush" to describe sex or if MTV just decided that the term was family-friendly and asked the cast to say it, but regardless, I'm obsessed. The roommates shared rooms in the shore house and on Jersey Shore Family Vacation so if someone wanted to bring a guy or girl home, they had to use the "smush room," which obviously also had a camera in it.
My thoughts and prayers are with whoever had to clean those sheets. Consider this my petition to add "smush" to the Merriam-Webster's dictionary. A "backpack" is basically a stage-five clinger, and the term started during a classic Sammi-Ronnie moment.
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